Friday, July 17, 2015

Muslims should be patient and stedfast - Observation

EID: 'OBSERVATION' CHARGES MUSLIMS ON PATIENCE AND STEADFASTNESS

The President of the Students’ Union, University of Ilorin, Comrade Idris Alao Observation (Hoc, CoC)  felicitates with his fellow Better by Far colleagues particularly the Muslim faithfuls on the occasion of the Eidul Fitri celebration.

'Observation' charges them to be patient and remain steadfast even after Ramadan. In statement made available by his Media Aide, Comrade Olaleye Nurudeen, the President noted that the lessons learnt during Ramadan must be preserved beyond the blessed month. The message reads in part;

"Ramadan would come and go, but the Almighty and His grace would forever remain. Brethren, let's remain steadfast in our spirituality and inculcate the patience that comes with Ramadan in our daily dealings."

Reports Comr. Adeyemi Ademola (Shemzy)
PRO, Students' Union,
University of Ilorin,
Ilorin


Barka de Salah, with love from USB

Barka de Salah dear, enjoy the season with love. USB loves you.


Thursday, July 16, 2015

Vote Damilare, a unilorite for Mr. Nigeria International

Fellow Unilorites, make una no mind me say my Wahala wan too plenty. I was surfing through the Internet when a familiar face got my attention fa. One constant face wey I dey see for walkway and Sanrab area for our hood. The guy name na DAMILARE OLABANJI, him dey 400L biochemistry and him dey contest for one of the biggest beauty pageant for Nigeria ; Mr Nigeria International, na semi-final dem dey na.so we gats gather vote 4 Damilare make him reach final carry the crown come unilorin.
Abeg make una sharpaly dedicate N4 (for sms) use help a brother and colleague.
Text HOM space 029 to 33070 .
jah bless u well well as u bc this message.
#LegalEagle

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Federal government declare Friday and Monday public holiday

#NEWS ALERT
Nigerian Government declares Friday and Monday as Public Holidays.
The federal government has declared Friday 17th andMonday 20th July, 2015 public holidays to mark the Id-El-Fitr celebration.The permanent secretary, Ministry of Interior, Abubakar Magaji, who made the declaration onbehalf of the federal government, enjoined all Muslimsand Nigeriansin general to extend the spiritual benefitsof Ramadan,which include love, peace and sacrificefor the development of the nation.He also urged Nigerians to support theadministration ofPresident Muhammadu Buhari in hisdetermination andsustained efforts towards building a peaceful, united andvirile nation.
Mr. Magaji further urged all Nigerians,both at home andabroad to use the occasion to pray forpeace and unity across the nation.

The permanent secretary wishedNigerians a happy andjoyous Id-El-Fitr celebration.
#Faraday cares


Tuesday, July 14, 2015

JAMB releases admission cut off point

JAMB RELEASES CUT-OFF

The Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has announced the cut-off mark for admission into all tertiary institutions in Nigeria.
JAMB, and stakeholders in education sector,  Tuesday met in Abuja to set the cut off  mark for 2015\2016 admission into tertiary institutions in the country. It was announced for 2015\2016 admission, cut off would be 180 for degree courses and 150 for non-degree courses. And all admission process must be concluded by 31st of October, 2015.
At the 2015 combined policy meeting on admissions to degree, National Certificate of Education, NCE and National Diploma, ND, Awarding institutions, the Permanent Secretary, Federal Ministry of Education, Dr MacJohn Nwaobiala, while declaring open the meeting said as stakeholders in education sector everybody have a role to play in the development of education in the country.
According to the Permanent Secretary, “So what we did today is to ensure that we clearly agree on the procedures and timeline and other issues relating to admission in our tertiary institutions. And the most important is that we have agreed on a deadline, when admission would be completed. We agreed that all admission process should be completed by 31st of October, 2015. Very importantly we also agreed on a cut-off mark, just like last year, for degree awarding courses it was agreed 180 marks and for non degree awarding courses 150 marks. Admission would be based on ration 60:40 in favour of science courses to Art courses and ration 70:30 for courses in Technology and non technology courses respectively”.
Nwaobiala, also called on institutions to ensure they adhere to  instruction on the cut-off marks and deadline for completing admission processes.
Meanwhile,  the JAMB Registrar, Professor Dibu Ojerinde, while presenting his paper, accused 15 universities, 15 Polytechnics and 15 Colleges of Education of regularization of admission in 2014 admission process; he warned all tertiary institutions to henceforth stop admitting such students.
The institutions he accused included,University of Port-Harcourt with 4,132 candidates, Ladoke Akintola University Of Technology, Ogbomoso, 3,746, Delta State University, Abraka, 3,217, Niger Delta University, Bayelsa, 3,217, Lead City University, Ibadan, 1,873, Caritas University, Amorji-Nike, Enugu, 1,078, University Of Abuja, Abuja, 1,031, Oduduwa University, Ipetumodu, 943, Tai Solarin Univ. Of Education, Ijebu-Ode, 855, Tansain University Oba Anambra State 833, The Federal Polytechnic, Ilaro 832, University Of Calabar 760, Federal University, Gusau, Zamfara State 673, Madonna University, Okija 612, and Crescent University, Abeokuta 471candidates.
In Polytechnic Kaduna Polytechnic, Kaduna 5,510 candidates, Abia State Polytechnic,Aba 4,322 , Kogi State Polytechnic, Lokoja, 3,907 candidates, to mention a few of the schools.
In Colleges of Education, COE, the College Of Education, Nsukka, Enugu State 1,175 candidates, Umar Suleiman College Of Education, Gashua 1,058, Kano State College Of Education, Kano 951 candidates.
He warned, “With effect from 2015/2016 academic session, the Board will adequately sanction defaulters who seek for regularization of admissions. This is to ensure that our institutions complete their admissions within the period of admissions exercise”.
The JAMB boss also called on all institutions that admit Interim Joint Admission Board, IJMB, into 100 level instead of 200 level to henceforth stop it, “It has been discovered that some institutions admit holders of IJMB to 100 levels. This practice SHOULD STOP. Henceforth, all holders of IJMB results should be admitted into 200 levels of the programmes of their choices”.
Ojerinde said UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN has the highest number of candidates for first choice, with 105,032 candidates followed by University of Benin with 71,273 and Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka with 70,430 candidates.
He said over 1.4 million candidates took 2015 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination.

VP, UNILORIN Students' Union (PS)
IMAM-LAWAL UMMULIKHAERI
#UMMU.


Monday, July 13, 2015

Win a car as Unilorin celebrates 40 yearS

Do you know that you can win a car as UNILORIN celebrates 40 years of teaching? Oh yes uhm! Click here

Congratulations for your exam results

I want to specially congratulate you as you check you CBT results. One thing about results is that you are not just satisfied. You may 'get' and 'get' and 'get' but there will be one lecturer who will 'give you'. "You know what I'm saying". But at the end buddy, there are reasons to celebrate.

"God, this portal no funny at all" !!!


Best Teaching Practice student

FRESH NEWS..............An Award presented to Falusi Fisayo Samuel @ the University of Ilorin Auditorium, as the Trainee Teacher of the Year 2014/2015 Academic Session during the Teaching Practice orientation for 300 level going to 4OOlevel.  Signed Dr Y.A. Fasasi(Teaching Practice Committee). My advice to the Next Teaching Practice students............... If a teacher is brilliant and he/she can not teach well, the nation is dying, if a teacher is not brilliant and can not teach well, the Nation is Dead, if a Teacher is Brilliant and Teaches well The Nation is Blessed. Pls‬ Take Note and‬ Act on it .I dedicate this Award to all the Nation Builders, most especially to all my fellow students using green tags.Thanks.

Com. Falusi Fisayo Samuel
AKA Saint Mayor


I thought Jezil was my friend, see his self description

REAL NAME: Adams Jesse Odoba Yacham
NICK NAME: Jezil
HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions,catching
bullets bare hands, jogging up and down mountain
Everest..
MY RECORDS: Fought with a COW and broke its neck,
skinned a SNAKE alive, held my breathe under water
for2months, 3weeks,6hours,5mins and 45seconds.... traveled around the world in a Day..
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone and have never had a flat ba3 since then. Am fluent in 10,598 languages including speaking in
tongues, first male to land on the sun. SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: HMMMM...Ate a bowl of
Plastic fruit on Xmas day.
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 FOX with
a single punch though 99 died instantly and the last
one is now an imbecile.
PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly,when a cobra died after biting me, secondly when I roasted a dragon at d backyard with a lighter and Thirdly... I predicted Sharks will defeat Kwara United in Ilorin SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like bragging......***Wink***
Well the only real thing hmmmmmm- its just my
"name" *smiles*

We have nothing in common...


Sunday, July 12, 2015

Ladies in politics: Join the discussion with Observation, the SU president

One of the challenges faced by Women In Politics is their ability to meet up their marital obligations. Most of them later become divorcees or single parents after having two or three kids. The news trending in Kenya is that the Cabinet Secretary for Devolution and Planning, Anne Waiguru is dating the President Uhuru Kenyatta.

Recall that similar thing was said of Fmr. Petroleum Minister, Deziani Alison-Madueke and Fmr. President, Goodluck Jonathan. In situation like this, the husband and children (family) suffer.

MY TAKE: I have no issues against women participation in politics. I only have poser for them. How can your husband vouch for your fidelity when you are on state and party assignments with men at even the darkest hour of the night?

Please join the discussion....

Comr. Alao Idris Ibrahim (OBSERVATION)
President, Students' Union,
University of Ilorin


Students Union PRO updates

#UNILORINBITS#
*"Public varsities should admit more students"-Dr. MA Adedimeji

*"We got 85% of what we demanded from the management"-Pilot(Immediate past GEN SEC);Charges union leaders to be advocates of peace.

*Unilorites advocates for constructive and objective unionism.

*"Unilorites should endeavour to get BVN before october 31st"-Ogbeni Estimate

*JAMB to release cut-off July 14th.

*Union officials and struggle pushers should remain resolute in their pursuit for justice-Malawi(SP)

For more info follow us on twitter Unilorin_Su.


USB is back

The period of hibernation is over and now I am confident to tell all unilorites that USB is back and ready to ensure you dont miss a pin on campus trends. So bookmark the blog and stay tune, wos. Mmmwah. #Smiling


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